Little girl.

Can someone tell me how a little girl can be such a little wutz? She is 11 and can be the most disgusting person ever! Serious. All of her life, pretty much, she's belched like a trucker. Those big hollow bellowing burps that bounce back at you. Ohhh, if only that was everything. She owns a Stink Factory, ya know. She's found proper housing someplace inside her guts for the Factory. I've told her to save on overtime and send the workers home. I've told her to give them a holiday. I've begged her to please shut down production for one. single. day. She's, obviously, a slave driver. Hey, I didn't teach her that! For real, though, she knows if someone hears her belch (or whatever, ew) then they better hear her pardon.

Oh yeah, I told Shawn to hit the bricks on Thursday night. Nice guy but just not feeling it. And he's still hung up on his ex, I do believe. I saw Brad for a couple of minutes last night. He's sick and his rib is killing him. (cracked it coughing) but he's soooo funny! He asked me what I'm doing tonight and I am meeting up with friends but I may cut out early and head to the pub he'll be at. He's fun to hang out with. I want to watch the UNC game and as long as I get to do that, I'm good.

One of these days I'm going to write something interesting. I have some posts I want to put down but I'm not sure about putting things out there. I know I give a peep show every now and again but to pour my heart out, that's hard for me. There is a guy that posts that says a lot of things that I feel. I go back and read his stuff and it's interesting because he thinks in the same way that I do. The same patterns. I should give you his blog addy and then you'd see some of the things I think. In his 100 things about me, there are over 30 that are me too. I think he might be a good friend someday. Anyway! I promise, one day soon, that I will open up and give you something. Thanks for hanging in there though. Hippo- if you were still alive, I'd tell you everything about everything. RIP, my large as life friend.

New Job

Hi there! I haven't been around with good reason! I started a new job on Monday and it's killing me! Not really but man, having a schedule that is on someone else's terms BLOWS! The job itself is relatively interesting and the people are really great, which is why I took it in the first place because the money isn't there quite yet. According to my new bosserooo, it will be. In 90 days. And I may be the fastest promoted person in the history of First Capitol Wire and Cable. Hmmm. I'm in sales and have zero experience in the field but the owner's training me and he is quite the impressive. Funny as all get out too! I need to get to beddy byes because tomorrow, I getsta be in the plant. For the next 3 weeks, actually. Making wire and cable. I think I'd like to be the Worlds Best Mistress of Thermocouple. (that sounds dirty, doesn't it?? Oh yeah!)

I had a date last night with Brad, the guy from NC and I have a date tomorrow night with Shawn, the reenactor historian dude that is actually my age. I had so much fun last night! I wish that guy was older. This is the first time in my life I have not been happy to be the age that I am. Nothing I can do about it though so oh well. If I was younger though, whooshemama! I'd grab that Southern Fried Chicken! :) Don't get me wrong, Shawn is really nice, super smart, makes me laugh. He said something on Easter about his ex gf that dumped him to go back to school in Philly showed up that day to talk about getting back together even though she'll be 100 miles away for 2 years. He's talking with her and that's no problem. Other than I now feel like a 'filler' and don't really see the point. Not that I want to settle down with him.... not that I wouldn't have if natural progression had been a part of anything. It just never got far enough. I told him on Monday night that I'm about to tell him to figure it out and then call me. He was upset so I told him not yet and we'll see. Whatever. I don't know.

Anyway, I need to head to bed. I'll be around probably on Friday. See y'all then!! x's and o's!